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SNL shake-up, Lance Armstrong’s dirty proposal and Zach Galifianakis’ homeless date top trends on Yahoo!, Google and Twitter.

• Galifianakis Homeless Woman: Zach Galifianakis brought a former homeless woman to the Los Angeles premiere of The Hangover III on Sunday. Zach met now 87-year-old Elizabeth "Mimi" Haist in an L.A. laundromat in 1994. He’s taken her to Hollywood events over the years and began paying for her one-bedroom apartment after learning that she was homeless two years ago.
• SNL cast crisis: The show is saying goodbye to Bill Hader, Seth Meyers, Fred Armisen and Jason Sudeikis.
• April Macie: The comedian just told Howard Stern about a stinky sexual request made by Lance Armstrong in a L.A. hotel room five years ago.
• Christian Bale Unrecognizable: He passed through the LAX Airport on Sunday with a bald head and a beard, fresh from filming American Hustle with Amy Adams.
• Celtics Player Arrested: Boston Celtics guard/forward Terrence Williams was arrested in Kent, Washington for allegedly making threats with a gun during a child visitation on Sunday.
• Tumblr: Yahoo bought the social media site for $1.1 billion.
• Seahawks QB Arrested: It was just reported that Seattle Seahawks quarterback Josh Portis was arrested on suspicion of DUI earlier this month.

BATTLE OF THE BULGE: Most Obese Countries in the World

The world is getting bigger – and so are its people. In 1981, fewer than one in nine people were considered obese. Now, according to the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), 19 of the 34 OECD member countries have a majority of their population that is either overweight or obese.

And when it comes to fat citizens, the U.S. is number one. According to data from the OECD, these are the 9 most obese countries in the world:

1. United States
2. Mexico
3. New Zealand
4. Chile
5. Australia
6. Canada
7. United Kingdom
8. Ireland
9. Luxembourg (The Motley Fool)

JUSTIN BIEBER, SELENA GOMEZ: Reality Check

The gossip sites are drooling over a Justin Bieber - Selena Gomez reunion backstage at the Billboard Music Awards last night (Sunday), but the reality seems a little different.

The shared a quick smooch shortly after the awards show ended, and a camera caught the action. But Selena clearly turns her head and offers Justin her cheek, and though they appear friendly, you can clearly see her backing away to put a little distance between them.

Of course, that hasn't stopped Perez Hilton, HollywoodLife, People and just about every other site from claiming they're back together. But check out the video on YouTube and see for yourself -- the heat is just not there.

SINBAD: Broke

If at first you don't succeed, file for bankruptcy again. Right, Sinbad?

Sinbad has just filed for Chapter 13 protection for the second time in four years. He says he's $11 million in debt and has just $131,000 in assets -- and a monthly income of $16,000. 

Sinbad filed for bankruptcy in 2009, but that case was tossed out because he filed the wrong documents. 

Source: TMZ

CHAD JOHNSON: Arrested

Chad Johnson is no longer a wanted man in Florida -- he's been arrested.

Chad turned up in a Miami courtroom this morning (Monday) to address charges that he'd violated his probation by not checking in with his parole officer. And the judge in the case found that he had, in fact, done so -- and ordered him arrested and jailed.

The probation stems from a domestic-violence conviction involving his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada.

Bail should be set this afternoon.

Source: TMZ

ZACH GALIAFIANAKIS: Special Date

We've heard of stars bringing their mothers to red carpets, and lots of stars get asked to proms these days, but Zach Galiafianakis might have topped them all. For the premiere of The Hangover, Part Three in L.A. last night (Sunday), Zach brought along 87-year-old former homeless woman Elizabeth “Mimi” Haist.

Zach befriended Mimi almost two decades ago when she was working at a laundromat that he used. But two years ago, he learned that she'd become homeless and bought her a small apartment. He also brought in Renee Zellweger to help furnish the place, and she keeps Mimi's refrigerator stocked.

According to the New York Post, Mimi has accompanied Zach to a number of Hollywood parties. 

SETH MacFARLANE: Says No to Oscars Return

Seth MacFarlane won't be returning to host the Oscars next year.

The comedian, who took some heat for his off-color jokes at the 2012 show, tweeted, "Traumatized critics exhale: I’m unable to do the Oscars again. Tried to make it work schedule-wise, but I need sleep. However, I highly recommend the job, as Zadan and Meron are two of the most talented producers in the business. My suggestion for host is Joaquin Phoenix."

SOURCE: Just Jared

KRISTEN STEWART, ROBERT PATTINSON: Broke Up Over Her Infidelity, Moodiness

Apparently Robert Pattinson hasn't fully forgiven Kristen Stewart for being unfaithful.

Insiders tell Us Magazine the two "fought bitterly" for several days before breaking up last week, bickering "about the cheating, about how selfish she always is, about how moody she always is."

Life & Style says Rob moved his stuff out of Kristen's L.A. home Sunday, and back into his own home a few miles away.

A source close to the actor says, "Time will tell whether the young couple will reunite. "[Rob] is so torn... They could get back together."

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: NY Gov Ready to Sue Over Her Shirt

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to take the shirt off Khloe Kardashian's back.

The gov has ordered a high-end clothing line run by Khloe and hubby Lamar Odom to stop selling a designer T-shirt, because it features an emblem that looks too similar to one of his state's logos, the New York Daily News reports. And if the couple doesn’t comply within five days, the state will sue.

Khloe was photographed last week wearing the shirt, which has a circular logo featuring the Statue of Liberty surrounded by the words “New York” and “Rich Soil,” the name of the clothing line. State officials believe the logo resembles one the state Department of Agriculture created to identify food grown in New York.

CELEB QUICKIES

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans turned herself in to North Carolina police after a warrant for her arrest was issued Monday. Jenelle got in trouble after blowing off a court date in her cyber-stalking case. She's posted $1,000 bond and been released.

30 Rock star Katrina Bowden married musician Ben Jorgensen Sunday at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden in New York.

Barbara Walters' daughter, 44-year-old Jacqueline Danforth, was arrested for DUI in Florida on Sunday. Jacqueline, who was adopted as an infant by Walters and then-husband Lee Guber, has been released from custody on $1,000 bond.

MILA KUNIS: Fans Want Her to Make an X-Rated Flick

Mila Kunis has topped a ton of lists because of her hotness, so it's no surprise that she's the starlet fans most want to see in an adult movie.

Mila took 38 percent of the vote in the poll conducted by XCritic.com (a very NSFW site) and Vivid Entertainment.

Jennifer Lawrence was second with 23 percent of the vote, followed by Sofia Vergara (15 percent), Angelina Jolie (13 percent) and Selena Gomez (10 percent).

SOURCE: NY Daily News

BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUTS

Celebs with birthdays today: Judge Reinhold, Mr. T, Al Franken, Bobby Cox, Josh Hamilton, Ricky Williams, Fairuza Balk

TOP CELEBRITY TWEETS

The Oklahoma tornado dominates celebrity tweets.

• Kevin Smith: “Heartbreaking death toll in Oklahoma. Hug your loved ones close tonight and let's all get ready to help out Oklahoma in any way we can.”
• Patton Oswalt: “Hunker down, Oklahoma. Sorry you're going through this. It's this random, wild planet.”
• Ellen DeGeneres: “I just want to send my love to anyone who lives in the path of these storms. First Texas, now Oklahoma. You're all in our thoughts.”
• Vinny Guadagnino: “Wow. Terrible day. Pray for Oklahoma.”
• Darius Rucker: “Everybody pray for and do what you can for the folks in Oklahoma.”
• Jason Alexander: “Thoughts and prayers to Oklahoma. Unimaginable horror. My family's hearts are with you.”
• The Band Perry: “Our hearts are crushed for Oklahoma, keeping you in our thoughts and prayers.”
• Al Gore: “My thoughts and prayers go out to all those affected by today's devastating tornadoes in Oklahoma.”
• Chelsea Clinton: “Thoughts and prayers with Oklahoma.”
• Roseanne Barr: “I hope the grandmothers in Oklahoma who run their church/synagogue/mosque's programs for helping people will speak with each other.”
• Pitbull: “My thoughts and prayers are with those in Oklahoma.”
• Piers Morgan: “This may well turn out to be the worst tornado in recorded American history.”
• Jeffrey Ross: “Finally some good news today -- [re-tweet]: Donald Trump: ‘Because of the tornado tragedy I will not be doing Piers Morgan [Monday].'”

TORNADO: CBS Pulls Mike & Molly Episode   

The killer tornado in Oklahoma didn't only affect those in the state. People all over the country were affected -- or at least their TV viewing.

CBS decided to pull Monday night's season finale of Mike & Molly because its plot featured a tornado.

The network said in a statement, "Due to the tragic events this afternoon in Oklahoma, we are pre-empting tonight's season finale of Mike & Molly, which has a related storyline."

Instead, the network opted to show a repeat, but added, "The season finale will be broadcast at an appropriate date."

The episode now on the shelf is titled Windy City. A network plot summary reads: "As [a] tornado descends on Chicago, Mike and Molly each confess important news to each other."

Source: USA Today

KILLER TORNADO: Death Toll Passes 50   

The death toll in Monday afternoon's killer tornado that struck an area near Oklahoma City has passed 50 and 20 of those are children.

At least seven of those casualties were students at Plaza Towers Elementary School in Moore, the Oklahoma City suburb that was torn apart by the humongous storm. According to local TV station KFOR, 75 students and staff members took shelter at the school when the storm hit.

At least 145 people have been hospitalized for injuries, hospital officials told CNN.

As the sun set, crews were frantically searching for survivors, although authorities were calling it a recovery effort, not a rescue.

Source: CNN

WEIRD NEWS: High School Seniors Release 10,000 Crickets into Hallways

In Kentucky, seven high school seniors have been banned from graduation for releasing 10,000 crickets into the halls of the school as a prank.

The school principal says the bugs are still hiding in nooks and crannies – which means costly exterminators will have to be called in.

So, he’s keeping the seniors away from their graduation until the group comes up with $600. (NY Daily News)

FATE: Artist Paints Portrait of Future Husband Before Meeting Him

In 2009, artist Chloe Mayo painted a portrait of her and her dream husband – a tall, dark, handsome man and with a full beard.

After a while, the 31-year-old artist forgot about the whimsical painting and moved onto other endeavors – including online dating. She began communicating with a man named Michael Goeman through a dating site and the two struck up a friendship. When they finally met, Chloe was shocked that he looked just like the man she had painted – so much so that she hid the portrait under her bed because she was afraid if he saw it he would think she was a stalker.

Their relationship evolved from friendship to love and, eventually, Chloe broke down and revealed the painting to Michael. Realizing that it was fate he popped the question soon after and the couple has been happily married for a year this month. Now the painting has a special place in their home for all to see. (HuffingtonPost)