LINDSAY LOHAN: Yeah, She's Sick!

UPDATE: 9:25 PM ET - Lindsay must read TMZ. Sources say she was so scared by the gossip blog's story about her possibly getting arrested that she's jumping on a jet to L.A. tonight (Tuesday). Lindsay was trying to get out of appearing in an L.A. court Wednesday morning, claiming she was too sick to fly. But TMZ torpedoed her lame excuse by posting photos of the actress looking healthy and smoking while shopping in New York City on the same day she was supposedly diagnosed with a respiratory infection.

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Lindsay Lohan could be in big trouble tomorrow (Wednesday). The trainwreck is claiming she's too sick to appear in an L.A. court tomorrow (Wednesday) as required, but photos on TMZ tell another story. 

Her new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted a doctor's note to the judge saying Linds can't fly because she has an upper respiratory infection. But photos taken Saturday -- the same day the doctor allegedly examined her -- show her on an all-day shopping spree in New York. They also picture her smoking -- which isn't recommended if you have a respiratory infection.

If the judge doesn't buy Lindsay's story, an arrest warrant could be issued. Don't be surprised if she gets better real quick.

JUSTIN BIEBER: I Didn't Touch That Boob!

Did Justin Bieber feel up an unsuspecting fan? His team says no, but an Internet photo seems to say yes.

After the young fan posted the pic to Twitter, Justin's reps were quick to deny the boob groping. The rep tells E! Online, "That definitely did not happen. He was pulling away from her."

The Bieb got up close and personal with the fan during a post-concert meet-and-greet in Miami.

Meanwhile, Bieber has been flashing his own boobs, as well as his six pack, in a series of shirtless photos making the Internet rounds today (Tuesday). 

ANN CURRY: Not Ready for Prime Time Player

Ann Curry is looking for her next gig. Rumors have been swirling that the former Today Show host could land at CNN. After all, her boss at NBC, Jeff Zucker, is the new president of the 24-hour cable news network. But nobody checked with Zucker about these rumors. Inside sources are saying Zucker “doesn't believe Curry is the answer to CNN's problems.” He would never offer Curry an anchor job in a coveted prime time slot. Nor would he meet her salary demands that likely approach $10 million.

Twitter and Facebook:

A source at CNN says Ann Curry is overpaid and under-talented to be hired for a prime time anchor job. tmz.me/XOJqPt

REAL HOUSEWIVES: Daughter of Star's Crazy DUI

There's drunk and then there's drunk. Lindsey Knickerbocker, the daughter of Real Housewives of the O.C. star Tammy Knickerbocker, was arrested last month for DUI -- and punching a cop.

Lindsey allegedly decided to get behind the wheel despite have a blood-alcohol level of .32 -- four times the legal limit in California. She rammed a bunch of parked cars and then fled to a friend's house nearby. Police tracked her down, and when they showed up, she slugged an officer in the stomach.

She's been charged with four crimes -- DUI, driving with a blood-alcohol content of .08 or higher, hit-and-run and battery on an officer. She's due in court next month.

Source: TMZ

BEYONCE: Latest Fragrance Is Pulse, NYC

Beyonce has unveiled her fifth fragrance, which is called Pulse, NYC. In the glitzy ad, Bey towers above the skyline of Manhattan in a few glittery ensembles.

"I thought that now that I am a New Yorker and I've learned about how I can accomplish anything in this city, I felt it was an appropriate energy for the new fragrance," she says.

Watch her take on the city in the behind-the-scenes footage:

MELISSA GILBERT: Engaged to Timothy Busfield

Melissa Gilbert and Timothy Busfield are getting married.

The two actors got engaged over the holidays. What brought them together? A source tells Us magazine, "They've known each other for quite some time, as their paths have crossed off-and-on over the past 20 years."

This will be Melissa's third marriage, and third husband whose last name begins with a B. She was previously married to Bo Brinkman and Bruce Boxleitner.

ALEC BALDWIN: New Wife Pregnant

With 30 Rock soon ending, Alec Baldwin has already found his next role -- middle-aged dad to a newborn. His new wife Hilaria Thomas is expecting.

A family friend tells In Touch magazine that Hilaria "has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant, only a close circle she trusts."

The couple wed in June 2012 in New York City. She's 28, he's 54. This will be their first child together. Alec has a 17-year-old daughter, Ireland, with ex-wife Kim Basinger.

ASHLEY JUDD: Splitting With Hubby

Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti are putting the brakes on their relationship.

In a statement, the couple says, "We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We'll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity and respect we have always enjoyed."

The actress and the racecar driver wed in 2001.

SOURCE: People

TOP CELEBRITY TWEETS

Justin Bieber’s Nerf problem, Neil Patrick Harris on gay Boy Scouts and an elderly hooker top celebrity tweets.

• Jimmy Fallon: "Justin Bieber is being investigated for hitting a security guard with a Nerf dart. Bieber could face up to six months in time-out."
• Neil Patrick Harris: "Interesting. The Boy Scouts have created a line to call for your opinion on keeping the ban in place. Call 972-580-2330 and affect change!"
• Jay Leno: "A 71-year-old woman in Connecticut has been arrested on prostitution charges. Turns out, she was known as Wal-Mart's friendliest greeter."
• Rainn Wilson: "In the nine years since Friends went off the air, Ross and Rachel have divorced and remarried each other seven times."
• Roseanne Barr: "Obama needs to free Bradley Manning and arrest the guilty for a change, not the innocent whistleblowers.”
• Steve Martin: "Wouldn't Oklahoma be better as Oklahome?"
• Sherri Shepherd: "Excited to announce Plan D, my new book about losing weight and controlling the symptoms of diabetes, is coming out April 30th."
• Stephen Colbert: "My guest is short story virtuoso George Saunders. Though weirdly, he's actually average height."
• Conan O'Brien: "You’d better get a piano crate if you want to bury me with all the airline earphones I’ve accumulated."
• Dane Cook: "I just sang the National Anthem to a farmer. He wept and said it was the most patriotic moment of his life."

CHRIS BROWN: Plaster Caster

Following his fight with Chris Brown on Saturday night at an L.A. recording studio, Grammy nominee Frank Ocean tweeted about his cut finger, but it appears that Brown may have gotten the worst of the brawl. TMZ posted photos of Breezy emerging from his house on Tuesday with a hard cast over what they called "his punching hand" -- although Rihanna might argue that her sometimes boyfriend hits with both hands.

Source: TMZ

LINDSAY LOHAN: Makes Miraculous Recovery

Late last night, Dina Lohan scrapped Lindsay up off the floor and put her on a plane to Los Angeles. The dynamic duo were photographed last night at JFK airport. Lindsay's going to look even more disheveled after a five-hour cross-country flight.

It was reported earlier that she was too ill to fly, but expect Lindsay in court early this morning with cough drops and a box of Kleenex. She’s facing a mountain of legal problems. Today’s case revolves around her car accident last summer. She’s already pleaded "not guilty" to charges that Lindsay lied to police telling them she was not the driver in the accident. Dozens of witnesses contradict Lindsay. It's possible we could see her in an orange jumpsuit -- to match her fake tan -- by summer.

Celebs with birthdays today: Wilmer Valderrama, Christian Bale, Charles S. Dutton, Phil Collins, Dick Cheney, Vanessa Redgrave, Gene Hackman

METTA WORLD PEACE: Plans to Prank Athletes on New Show

Los Angeles Lakers star Metta World Peace, aka Ron Artest, has teamed up with LMNO Productions to develop his own show, Metta World Pranks. The series will feature professional athletes, along with their family, friends, and fans, in hidden camera bits.

"Metta has a great sense of humor and this show will be a natural vehicle for him to showcase a side of his personality we don’t get to see on the court.”,” said Eric Schotz, President and CEO of LMNO Productions.

Source: Deadline.com